My Gift to You

Yo, check it. I was reading an eHarmony Advice article on romance, and there's a section on cooking. Among its sentences, we find, "Add some wine and candles, and Don Quixote will start looking like a slacker in comparison." Now, I don't know much about Don Quixote, but I never thought of him as romantic. I think the eFolks might mean Don Juan. If I'm right, this is funny. Funny enough to share with the world. You're welcome.